Flexible Worker Gifts

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Baldo, if anything, I'm a flexible boss. If you need to skip lunch today, that's okay with me."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'I love being my own boss!'

"We're very pleased with the flexible employee programme."

"Management wants to introduce more flexibility into our working hours . . . starting with the 108 hour week."

"I love it when something has many uses."

Yoga teacher vs me

Superheroes Alliance. We need somebody to be flexible and pick-up a holiday shift! Let's call Plasticman!

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."