Flexible Worker Pillows

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Baldo, if anything, I'm a flexible boss. If you need to skip lunch today, that's okay with me."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'I love being my own boss!'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"We're very pleased with the flexible employee programme."

"Management wants to introduce more flexibility into our working hours . . . starting with the 108 hour week."

"I love it when something has many uses."

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

Yoga Welcome Mat

Yoga teacher vs me

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."