Flex-time Work Pillows

Ever since he started working flex time the neighbors kept a close eye on him.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"Mine works flexitime too"

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"We're very pleased with the flexible employee programme."

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

Flexitime.

"Actually, I'm just in town to waste eight hours a day, five days a week for thirty years, then I'm leaving. How about you?''

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"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

'It's one of our flexible workers!'

"Is it safe to say you find flex time to be a relaxing innovation?"

Office worker realises he/she should be working at home.

"Any chance of working from home tomorrow?"

"Baldo, if anything, I'm a flexible boss. If you need to skip lunch today, that's okay with me."

Work from home