Flexi-time Enthusiast Pillows

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

'It's one of our flexible workers!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"It's his creative time."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

The Acrobat/Musician

Ballerina

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

'Your first lesson is free.'

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

"How flexible are you?"

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

'Men at Work'