Free Time Fanatic Pillows

Rudy, you seem like someone who enjoys his free time. You've got many hobbies. Wouldn't you like some more time to pursue your personal interests? Stop. Are you reading from a management manual? A terrific solution may be to cut back your work hours. I told you to stop.

Friday

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Signing the declaration of independence.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"I'm a soul trader."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Freestyling.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"It's improv night."

Last of the Christmas presents.

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Holiday Venn Diagram

'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'

"This was the best school day of the week!"

Water Ski Accident

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

'Are these your civil liberties, Sonny?'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

Dancing with your hands up

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

"Is that all you can think about?"

"Kids today... only care about latest technology."

Workethicville: FUN...TOO MUCH FUN.

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'It's one of our flexible workers!'

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.