Free Time Lover Pillows

"Hey, pal, I'm on a break."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Family members!

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

Child hooking into a television

'Peekaboo!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

"Yipeee!"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Altar Ego

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

"I'm more of a day owl."

Ball pit

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."