Fun Freedom Lover Pillows

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

Squeezing the Free Press.

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

Balloon Kids

Swinging

Soldier armed with a pen.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cats at private view

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

UNFADED GLORY

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'