Fun Freedom Lover Pillows

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

Swinging

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Balloon Kids

Candid Camera store.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Karataoke

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Peel poker.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Cats at private view

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."