Time Fanatic Pillows

'Perkins, you're 5.2376712 seconds late!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Can our software do that?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

The First Kite

"Can that be right?"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"I come from the future."

Grandfather Clock

Time Management

As Seen Watching TV

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!