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'Perkins, you're 5.2376712 seconds late!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Dr. Roo.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

The First Kite

"Can that be right?"

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Mars Poppins

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Time Machine Collision.

"I come from the future."

Grandfather Clock

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Time Management

Larry King

As Seen Watching TV

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'