Flexible Hours Advocate Pillows

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"He gets his best ideas that way."

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"It's his dream job ... "

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

"Your wife's on the phone...."

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

Filing Trays.

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'Dr. McWit doesn't believe in working more than 27.'

"I think, Hayward, one can just slow down and still smell the roses."

'Management is very concerned about 'work life' balance, particularly where back room staff are concerned...We think you give too much, you need to get your lives back.'

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."