Flexible Office Advocate Pillows

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

On holiday.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Day One, NASA

'No sweat shop'

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

Workplace bullying.

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

"We're very pleased with the flexible employee programme."

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

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Some people are in worse condition than this poor cactus.

Herring Impaired

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"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"Well, shall we proceed without everyone sharing their personal thoughts and opinions."

'Sexism in the workplace meeting (Blue-eyed blondes especially welcome)'