Flexible Working Pillows

Flexitime.

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"Is it safe to say you find flex time to be a relaxing innovation?"

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Work from home

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Working hours.

Overworked in the office

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'These are job perks.'

Time for More Paperwork

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Motivation to work

City Boy.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Late/Too Late.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."