Flexible Work Lover Pillows

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

I'd rather be at the office.

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Plumbing Company Executive

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."