Hybrid Work Lover Pillows

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"I knew there would be a catch."

I'd rather be at the office.

Chickenspox

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'I like the way you tick, Watkins!'

Plumbing Company Executive

Boss: 'Yes, I did say you had potential - the problem is you don't seem to have quite as much of it as I originally thought you did!'

Eureka or else! The management

"I love my job!"

'You'll learn very quickly. Especially if you don't like being fired.'

Latrinologist

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

"I used to be the leader of the management team, until they made me abdicate."

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

'Why is it? You can work hard all day long, but when the boss walks by you're goofing off.'

'Candor is a plus.'

Workaholic on holiday 2

'No, you can't telecommute.'

PC spits mud out

"Yay! The last day of school! What am I saying? For the next 75 days, I'll be miserable! No books! No quizzes! No homework!"

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

Computer celebrates the end of the working day.

"Home office, O.K. Office home, not O.K."