Quirky Workplace Lover Pillows

'Candor is a plus.'

"He's currently unavailable. Would you care to wait?"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Play Ball!

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Working from home.

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

'The printer repair guy.'

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

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