Hybrid Work Lover Prints

'As a matter of fact, he's outside working on his swing right now.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

At Lego corporate headquarters.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"I knew there would be a catch."

Chickenspox

I'd rather be at the office.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Plumbing Company Executive

'I like the way you tick, Watkins!'

Boss: 'Yes, I did say you had potential - the problem is you don't seem to have quite as much of it as I originally thought you did!'

Eureka or else! The management

"I love my job!"

'You'll learn very quickly. Especially if you don't like being fired.'

Latrinologist

"I used to be the leader of the management team, until they made me abdicate."

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

'Why is it? You can work hard all day long, but when the boss walks by you're goofing off.'

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

'Candor is a plus.'

Workaholic on holiday 2

'No, you can't telecommute.'

"He's currently unavailable. Would you care to wait?"

PC spits mud out

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

"Yay! The last day of school! What am I saying? For the next 75 days, I'll be miserable! No books! No quizzes! No homework!"

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

Computer celebrates the end of the working day.

"Home office, O.K. Office home, not O.K."