Whimsical Workplace Lovers Prints

At Lego corporate headquarters.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Businessman: 'We're like one big family here, because of all the nepotism.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"According to your brain scan, you just don't want to go back to work."

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Two doctors holding hands

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

'Before I show you where you'll be working, let me just say that some companies use money as an incentive. I use Vito here.'

"We will of course keep you fully uninformed."

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

'I call it cubicilism'

Job Hunting in the Not-So-Great Depression

'Dig in.'

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

'When you can spare a few minutes, Bromwell, I'd like to discuss those tranquilizers your doctor has you on.'

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

Human resources department is a stock full of humans.

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'How can you be suffering from burnout? You've never really caught fire in this organization.'

"By the way, while you were off sick we located the bottle neck."

Elevator buttons read Easy Come (going up) and Easy Go (going down).

The Contract Culture: 'Jump.'

Maybe you'd get more work done if you uninstalled that fish tank screensaver.'

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

"It's face painting Friday."