Flexibility Lover Pillows

Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Turn, turn and turn.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"It's not what you think."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

10 Hug and Sway to Music.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

Gymnast tangled up.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Ballerina