Flexibility Lovers Pillows

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

Gymnast tangled up.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'Show off!'

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

Ballerina

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'How are your yoga classes working out?'