Flexible Lifestyle Aficionado Pillows

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Gymnast tangled up.

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

The Acrobat/Musician

Ballerina

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'