Flexible Lifestyle Aficionado T-Shirts

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Gymnast tangled up.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

The Acrobat/Musician

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

Ballerina

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

'Show off!'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'