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'These numbers put us in a very difficult position.'

'Give the ballerina another drink. . . Well any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina.'

'It would never work, Roger. I'm muscle mass, you're yoga.'

"You do yoga like a guy."

Gymnast

"It says here that you're a contortionist and since your accident you've not been able to make ends meet."

Picking your nose in manacles

Agility God

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Gymnast tangled up.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Give Thanks.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

The Acrobat/Musician

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Ballerina

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'