Flexibility Fanatics Pillows

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

Dance Partners

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Gymnast tangled up.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'Show off!'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

Ballerina

The Acrobat/Musician

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

Yoga Lessons

Very Advanced Yoga

Superheroes Alliance. We need somebody to be flexible and pick-up a holiday shift! Let's call Plasticman!

"Could you keep still?"