Flexibility Fool Pillows

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"It's not what you think."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

Gymnast tangled up.

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

The Acrobat/Musician

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

Ballerina