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"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"It's not what you think."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Gymnast tangled up.

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Ballerina

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'How are your yoga classes working out?'