Flexibility Jokester T-Shirts

"How's your exercise class going?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

National Boss Monument.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Gymnast tangled up.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Existential truckstop'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way I told you to.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Show off!'

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'Oh great, we break down in the middle of nowhere and the only spare tyre we have is the one around your waist!'

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'