"Twenty two points of articulation?... That's more flexible than you, Jeff."
Flexibility Critic Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into their space with pillows that honor their flexible and critical nature. These cozy accents make a thoughtful, fun addition to any creative’s home or office.
'Let's not go by the book.'
"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."
'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'
"How long were you in that headstand?"
"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."
"Yoga helps me unwind."
'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'
'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'
"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"
'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'
Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.
"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."
'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'
"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."
"I've had a lot of free time this year."
'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'
A mid-lithe crisis.
"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."
"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."
Man eating his meal with his feet.
"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."
"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"
Gymnast tangled up.
"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."
"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."
'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'
Ballerina and the light switch.
'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'
The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance
Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!
Ballerina
'How are your yoga classes working out?'
Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)
'Show off!'
Flexibility Critic Pillows Collection
Flexibility Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for flexibility critics—perfect for their morning coffee or tea with a witty twist.
Flexibility Critic Prints
Find inspiring or humorous prints that speak to their inventive critique style—great for decorating their favorite space.
Flexibility Critic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that match the smart, flexible spirit of critics. Fun, clever, and perfect for everyday wear.