Flexibility Lover Prints

Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Turn, turn and turn.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"It's not what you think."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

10 Hug and Sway to Music.

A mid-lithe crisis.

Gymnast tangled up.

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'