Flexibility Warrior Prints

Superheroes Alliance. We need somebody to be flexible and pick-up a holiday shift! Let's call Plasticman!

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Hot dog.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Gymnast tangled up.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

Yoga in Heaven

'Show off!'

The Acrobat/Musician

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

Ballerina

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."