Flexibility Challenger Prints

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

'Can you touch your toes?'

"Yogi Down!"

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Do not think outside the box!

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

Gymnast tangled up.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

'Show off!'

Ballerina

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

The Acrobat/Musician

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."