Flexibility Challenger Gifts

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

'Can you touch your toes?'

"Yogi Down!"

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Do not think outside the box!

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Gymnast tangled up.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

The Acrobat/Musician

Ballerina

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

'I love being my own boss!'