Conformity Challenger Gifts

The Machine that transforms the mob in to the respectable.

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

Black Sheep

Do not think outside the box!

Blok enters the restroom.

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

The Mainstream

Alternative Medicine

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Confusionism'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

A man without a chicken on his head!

Access Assessments

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

GDPR compliant

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'