Compliance Challenger Gifts

"I appreciate the new campaign finance laws, but I miss the thrill of getting around the old ones."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Do not think outside the box!

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

Access Assessments

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

GDPR compliant

Voting Difficulties

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"We audit at dawn."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

Snitching box.

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

'A regulatory body is here to see you!'

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the floor with you."

"This bidder has the same name as you, and your face as their logo and you scored them top marks throughout this tender evaluation. Did you understand the conflict of interest declaration you signed?!"

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'