Compliance Conquerors Gifts

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Do not think outside the box!

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

Access Assessments

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

GDPR compliant

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

'Run this by 'Legal,' but sprint it by 'Ethics.''

"We audit at dawn."

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

All items year zero compliant

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

'A regulatory body is here to see you!'

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

'Frustrated by Jim's reluctance to take his high blood pressure medicine, Tracy took things into her own hands.'

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"