Compliance Enthusiasts Gifts

"Are you kidding? - I'll enlighten you if and when you're in compliance with the dress code!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

Access Assessments

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

GDPR compliant

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'Run this by 'Legal,' but sprint it by 'Ethics.''

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."