Compliance Geek Gifts

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

Impeachment Wave

Mice in the Commons

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

William Bentinck

'Okay, where's Obama?'

Obama

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

Obama builds own gallows.

'Put your backs into it, you people - I can't do this all by my ownself.'

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'You'll lose all your powers to Brussels.'

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

Partisan Politics

European Union versus Big Tech

House of Lords reform - 'It needs reforming into a chamber of people who agree with me.'