Regulation Enthusiasts Gifts

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Healthcare declaration

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Corporate person hood!

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

Useless government guidelines

John Bright and the Spectre of Manhood Suffrage

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

New Year Revolution

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

House of Lords reform - 'It needs reforming into a chamber of people who agree with me.'

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

European Union versus Big Tech

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

The future of the NHS

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."