Regulation Enthusiasts Mugs

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Healthcare declaration

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Corporate person hood!

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

Useless government guidelines

John Bright and the Spectre of Manhood Suffrage

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

New Year Revolution

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

The future of the NHS

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session

European Union versus Big Tech

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

'We are from the F.B.L.'

House of Lords reform - 'It needs reforming into a chamber of people who agree with me.'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

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