Regulatory Enthusiast Mugs

'It's a follow up to the Railway Children complaint. They're concerned that watching Bill and Ben encourages the use of pot.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Healthcare declaration

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

John Bright and the Spectre of Manhood Suffrage

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

Useless government guidelines

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

New Year Revolution

Anti-litter by-law in effect

The future of the NHS

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'