Regulation Enthusiast Gifts

'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'

'You're right; there's a frozen pea on the floor. I'll cordon off the area, sound the store alarm and call in the disposal experts.'

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

"Well, if you want Santa to visit, you'll have to widen the chomney by 12.4 centimetres, install non-slip roof tiles, build a landing platform and provide organic food and toilet facilities for his reindeer..."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Of Coure it's a buy! This company is now the largest complier with Sarbanes-Oxley.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

GDPR Compliant

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'Whoops - looks like another recall...'

'Selby you mustn't be too despondent; it is true - those who can, do, but those who can't - REGULATE!'

'The Department of Agriculture was never this strict before.'

'For a moment there I thought I wasn't going to find any unsafe conditions at this job site.'

OFREG/OFRIP

Non-metric speak your weight machine

"All potential health and safety worries should be recorded, but I'm not sure that the threat of us being invaded by Syrian sandworms and kidnapped for breeding purposes is very high!"

'When he smiles like that, it means he's found something new to regulate.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Romania bans the riding of bicycles on all roads.

'The Government says we have to list all ingredients -- What's your social security number?'

'Get back...the bag of nuts may contain nuts!'

'No...No, this is the recipe book, these are the regulations!'

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

'The regulations don't allow half milk half water...but you're OK with 51%-49%.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Healthcare declaration

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.