Compliance Challenger Pillows

"I appreciate the new campaign finance laws, but I miss the thrill of getting around the old ones."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Do not think outside the box!

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

Access Assessments

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

Voting Difficulties

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

GDPR compliant

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

"We audit at dawn."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

Snitching box.

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."

'A regulatory body is here to see you!'

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

'Frustrated by Jim's reluctance to take his high blood pressure medicine, Tracy took things into her own hands.'

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the floor with you."

"This bidder has the same name as you, and your face as their logo and you scored them top marks throughout this tender evaluation. Did you understand the conflict of interest declaration you signed?!"