Compliance Champion Pillows

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"How much clearer can it be, Fred? On page forty-one of the employee handbook, in black and white, it says: 'Never run with scissors!'"

Access Assessments

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

GDPR compliant

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Do not think outside the box!

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Now wash your hands.

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

"We audit at dawn."

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'