Compliance Coach Pillows

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Access Assessments

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

GDPR compliant

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'Its reading Health and Safety Regulations that make me feel sick!'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"