Compliance Conqueror Pillows

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

The Devil's in the detail!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Do not think outside the box!

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"That's the Ommbudsman."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Access Assessments

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'