Compliance King Pillows

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'Never mind, Mr. Harding, we can't all be winners.'

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

'Count your blessings, and then be sure to report all of them!'

"The guy didn't take even one unauthorized deduction. . . I ask you, what kind of American is that?"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Access Assessments

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

GDPR compliant

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'Its reading Health and Safety Regulations that make me feel sick!'

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'Run this by 'Legal,' but sprint it by 'Ethics.''