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The Machine that transforms the mob in to the respectable.

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

Black Sheep

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

Do not think outside the box!

"I am my own penguin"

Blok enters the restroom.

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Alternative Medicine

The Mainstream

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Confusionism'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

A man without a chicken on his head!

Access Assessments

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

GDPR compliant

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."