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"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

Workers

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Uncle Tom

Two businessmen attached by their ties

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Do not think outside the box!

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

Preachers with far too much input

"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

Ted Budd Caricature

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

Infectious Diseases Lab. I don't care how you collected bugs as kids. We don't poke holes in the containers here.

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"The hardest part about school is trying to fit in."

'Ms Wayne, check with the legal department. Why must we obey the rules?'

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

The First Supercommittee

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

"A compromise is when nobody gets what they want, and every seeks vengeance."

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"