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"You better go with the flow!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Alternative Medicine

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Do not think outside the box!

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Confusionism'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

The cake diet.

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

ASBOs

"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

"We audit at dawn."

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'