Flexibility Seeker Gifts

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'I love being my own boss!'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

How old I feel/ days without yoga

'Touch my toes? I can't even see my toes!'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Management wants to introduce more flexibility into our working hours . . . starting with the 108 hour week."

Puzzled man looking at sign above a very low door, which reads, 'Limbo dance class.'

'You really enjoy this, don't you?'

"Hey...have you noticed? You bite your fingernails."

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Melting Heart Pose

"Seriously, I think I've lost my head."

"No, the other way, Tony."

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

'This rod you sold me - I want one a little more flexible.'

Yoga Welcome Mat

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."

Yoga teacher vs me

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

Yoga Pants. Sorry, I can't sell them to you unless you can get them on like that.

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

The World's Easiest Airport

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"