Flexibility Explorer Gifts

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

"HI! I'm on the horse."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Guru.

Exercise Bars

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

Step aerobics

Fitness Course.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Work Out.

A mid-lithe crisis.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

Man eating his meal with his feet.